The Awake Effect
Consume one AWAKE bite and you’ll be ready to lace up some complicated boots. Two bites and you’ll be ready for a 50-mile (80-kilometer) commute on rollerblades, or possibly explain hedge funds to a Labrador retriever. Three bites and it’s business time—you’re on your way to a corner office on the 85 th floor … by taking the stairs. On your hands. Eat four bites and the laws of time and space will no longer apply to you.*
*Actual states of AWAKE may vary by height, diet, disposition and willingness to believe.