The Awake Effect
Consume one piece of AWAKE and you’ll be ready for wringing out a washcloth or possibly closing a very heavy door. Two pieces, and you’re ready for conversation with a 3 year-old, writing a book report, or cornering a cagey marmoset. Three pieces and you’re 3/4 AWAKE—ready to run an impromptu 5K, paint the house (both floors), or become a successful auctioneer. Eating four pieces of AWAKE will have you ready to take a 53 hour road trip, cram for midterms, or hike Mt. Rainier—up and down—in an afternoon.*
*Actual states of AWAKE may vary by height, weight, diet, disposition and willingness to believe.