The Awake Effect
Consume one piece of AWAKE and you’ll be ready for operating a calculator or possibly slicing a small ham. Two pieces, and you’re ready for giving your cat a pill or explaining Tinder to your mom. Three pieces and you’re ¾ AWAKE—ready to win a tap dance battle, re-tile a spacious bathroom or fell a mighty oak. Eating four pieces of AWAKE will have you ready to swim the length of Lake Michigan, memorize the complete works of Shakespeare or vibrate at a frequency that allows you to pass through solid objects.*
*Actual states of AWAKE may vary by height, diet, disposition and willingness to believe.
I ate a bar at 8 pm and it’s 7 am and I’m still awake. Help
I love stocking up on these. A single square is a nice afternoon pick-me-up to combat the slump after lunch. There's a pleasant edge of background bitterness (lovely if you like dark chocolate, a little intense if you don't) from the caffeine.
I got these dark chocolate bars after going vegan, and I'm very happy that a company I've enjoyed before (in the milk chocolate & caramel flavors) also had a really amazing dark chocolate flavor. The caffeine content is definitely the perfect amount to be effective but not overwhelming.
My only concern is the sourcing; the Awake FAQ claims that it's "ethically sourced" but provides no more information on where/how the chocolate is sourced. If this chocolate were FEP certified it'd absolutely be my go-to sweet treat.
Loved the taste of this bar. I ate these while doing a long drive at night and they did the trick, keeping me awake into the early morning.
This is not cheap candy but a euphoric experience. You will love these beyond any 7-11 junk you grabbed with your coffee. You will not want to share it but the caffeine will kick in and you will see someone you like....and you will share. True love will blossom! This caffeinated chocolate will have done its job!