The Awake Effect
Consume one piece of AWAKE and you’ll be ready for operating a calculator or possibly slicing a small ham. Two pieces, and you’re ready for giving your cat a pill or explaining Tinder to your mom. Three pieces and you’re ¾ AWAKE—ready to win a tap dance battle, re-tile a spacious bathroom or fell a mighty oak. Eating four pieces of AWAKE will have you ready to swim the length of Lake Michigan, memorize the complete works of Shakespeare or vibrate at a frequency that allows you to pass through solid objects.*
*Actual states of AWAKE may vary by height, diet, disposition and willingness to believe.
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I cannot drink coiffed anymore due to acid reflux, but .... I can eat a chocolate coffee bar and do. I usually eat half a one each day and seems to do the trick.
Dark Chocolate Bars
I am super-sensitive to caffeine (makes me shaky, etc) plus upsets my stomach now that I'm older! But I still need that energy push by mid-day. When I was young & skinny, I'd eat 1/2 a pint of Ben & Jerry's coffee ice cream on break but those days are over.. I love chocolate so Awake caught my eye. OK, the chocolate isn't quite the quality of Godiva but it's pretty good & 1/4 to 1/2 a bar of dark chocolate Awake gives me just the right amount of kick to get me thru the day with no stomach upset or shaking. What more could I ask?