The Awake Effect
Preparing to swim across shark infested waters? Get a shark cage—and stock up on these bars. The magical combination of peanut butter and dark chocolate has been known to inspire unimaginable feats of beer pong artistry. We don’t want to overpromise, but consuming one of these bars might prepare you take down an irritated gorilla, or even perform a belly flop at the community pool.*
*Actual states of AWAKE may vary by height, diet, disposition and willingness to believe.