Power Up Before, During & After Work

Don’t let the small size fool you—these bites will wake you up like a delicious smack in the mouth. And (bonus!) you don’t even have to commit to a whole bar. Huzzah!

Chocolate Bites

Consume one AWAKE bite and you’ll be ready to send a fax, or possibly several emails. Two bites and you’ll be ready to demand a raise, arm wrestle a swole bro, or bench press a small coworker. Three bites and it gets real—you could possibly create the greatest spreadsheet known to humankind. Eat four bites and you’re in hurricane territory. We pity the fool who gets in your way.

*Actual states of AWAKE may vary by height, diet, disposition and willingness to believe.

Caramel Bites

Consume one AWAKE bite and you’ll be ready to lace up some complicated boots. Two bites and you’ll be ready for a 50-mile [80-kilometer] commute on rollerblades, or possibly explain hedge funds to a Labrador retriever. Three bites and it’s business time—you’re on your way to a corner office on the 85th floor … by taking the stairs. On your hands. Eat four bites and the laws of time and space will no longer apply to you.

*Actual states of AWAKE may vary by height, diet, disposition and willingness to believe.

Dark Chocolate Bites

Consume one AWAKE bite and you’ll be ready to send a fax, or possibly several emails. Two bites and you’ll be ready to demand a raise, arm wrestle a swole bro, or bench press a small coworker. Three bites and it gets real—you could possibly create the greatest spreadsheet known to humankind. Eat four bites and you’re in hurricane territory. We pity the fool who gets in your way.*

*Actual states of AWAKE may vary by height, diet, disposition and willingness to believe.

Mmm, sweet, sweet variety